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This will now be the section where I let all you fine folks know what I listen to on my iPod repeatedly. I'm sure you are entirely too thrilled.

Right now, pick something by David Bowie, Manson (Shirley or Marilyn), Underground Rebels, Loving Dead or Todd Kerns. That's what I am listening to.

Yeah, maybe I'll put something here again later. Start holding your breath...... NOW! ha!

Mad Cow
Ill Will Press (Foamy)
Troy Dillinger
Tommy Hale
Adagio Flavors Tea

Shane - 9/10/2003

Bobby - 6/28/2004

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

So here we are. Four days left in the year. Thank all that is evil & wrong in the universe for that. Not sure I could take much more of 2011. It has been an awesome & suck ass year at the same time.I'm lucky I suppose. I still have a job no matter how mundane & irritating. Sure, I want t . . . ()

Friday, October 14, 2011

Dear Ingrate,You are not entitled. You are not special. You are not unique with your douchewear. You, my dear, are an asshole. Simple as that.I've dealt with people like you for a really long time. As such, my asshole radar is probably in better working order than my gaydar. Needless to say, I can i . . . ()

Monday, October 10, 2011

My writing sucks. I'm all over the place. I'm like a giant emo douchebag right now and it is pissing me off. A lot. I know what I want, I don't know how to get it and I am sitting around feeling sorry for myself. I am also being a total chick about some other things and that pisses me off as well.Je . . . ()

Friday, June 24, 2011

For the first time ever I am going to take an honest to goodness vacation. Not only that, but I am going to the fucking beach. And to top it off, I am going all by my lonesome. Not soon enough though.

Posted at 12:30 am by Zombie
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Why do women pee on toilet seats? This is something I just can't comprehend. If you are that paranoid about sitting on the fucking toilet seat use 20 butt gaskets. After all, the management does provide them for your protection. Just pull a shit load out and put your ass down. Women aren't built to . . . ()

Posted at 01:05 pm by Zombie
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File under: Because I can, Open letter

Friday, October 07, 2005

Do not ever think you are smarter than me.  Ever.  That's the first thing you did wrong.  Next you attempted to flex your imagined superiority by doing your damnedest to make me feel incredibly inferior.This type of behavior is never going to work in your favor.  You ca . . . ()

Posted at 03:23 pm by Zombie
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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Good morning and welcome aboard FE&FEFH Airlines flight 1313 heading straight for hell. We'd like to ask that you each take out your complementary ball point pen and stab yourself repeatedly in the eye.  When that becomes a bore, please feel free to take your pain and anger out on your nei . . . ()

Posted at 09:37 am by Zombie
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Dear Spamming Peckerfaced Mornonic Wastes of Perfectly Good Souls Not to Mention Air, I don't give a flying flip about your casinos.  I know that I could make all the money in the world by purchasing your software and running my own casino.  However, I live in a land of casinos and since . . . ()

Posted at 10:32 am by Zombie
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